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Someone in the kitchen here must really like limes. I was in here yesterday morning for breakfast between jobs and ordered the Santa Fe omelette. Oh my lawd was the guacamole bad. It was loaded with so much lime juice, I couldn't eat it. I am an avid guacamole eater and this was by far the worst I've ever eaten. I love limes and all but someone in that kitchen must love them far more than I do. Or, they were simply having a bad day and just decided to beat the life out of some limes. I mean, it was sickening.
The coffee? Stop. Stop it right now. It was horrendous. Perhaps some of the worst coffee I've ever had and that is a BOLD statement. I have had some bad coffee in my lifetime but this was as if the devil himself brewed it. I couldn't believe it. In the time I was there eating, I noticed six or seven parties sit down and ONLY order water. What?! No coffee drinkers in any of those groups? Well, perhaps they don't like coffee but I think they knew what I didn't before I sat down -- that the coffee was gross. It was so bad that I had to hold my nose in order to drink it. I'm not someone who wastes food/drink and always finish what I'm given but this unbearable. As if the angry kitchen staff brewed the coffee with toilet water.
Wait a moment.. what about the staff? There were two servers that were very nice and hats off to them but there were two women (whom looked like sisters) that walked around as if they were in the mood to murder. They had the most hateful looks on their faces, I was actually scared to bother them for something. "Excuse me miss. May I have a cup of water?" WWWWHAAAAAATTTT?! NO! NO WATER, DANIEL! NO WATER FOR YOU! ASK AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOU! Well, that's not exactly how she said it but close enough.
I was dining by myself as a 1-top so I think perhaps I received half ass service because the server thought she wasn't going to get a tip? Well, I still left her a $7 tip on a $13 bill. No thank you or smile from her. Just a very submissive "take care". So, if you are dining alone or perhaps with just yourself and someone else, you will not be getting the same service as a table with 5 or 6. It's absolutely deplorable. As a business owner myself, it's appalling to know these women have jobs still. They're certainly not doing 110% work, so why not have someone else do it for them? There are people who will kill for that job. Stop taking it for granted, woman.
There are too many businesses in the area that are open for breakfast and lunch and will most definitely not be coming back here. I prefer to spend my money at the establishments that appreciate my money and where they don't try to poison you with lime juice.
*gag*
(I noticed that I am like the only one to ever have a bad experience here among all of the Yelpers who reviewed this joint. Strange. It's as if the coffee they were served hypnotized them into writing a wonderful review. But, not me. Mr. Devil, I will not fall for your hypnotic tricks!!)
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