It's like I was at a different restaurant than everyone else. We hit Fire on the East Side at lunchtime on a Monday. Crab cakes were not on the menu - it was Pickerel fish cakes, and they were okay but not amazing. Also had the Old Angus Meatballs, which were good but not great. The bottled beer arrived sticky on the outside with a small shard of glass on the side (something must have broken above or near the bottle). Replacing it was not a problem but getting it in the first place was disheartening because it's not like the waiter was so overworked he didn't notice. The service was incredibly slow. When we arrived, the only other customers were leaving, and they kept staring at us like we were crazy to be there. 10 minutes later they were still trying to pay their bill. Eventually, other people arrived but clearly experienced the same frustration with slow service as we did. We waited with dirty plates and empty glasses on our tables before giving up on the waiter and going to the bar to pay the bill. Disappointing, and I won't be back.