I visited the Tilted Kilt. America and the USA and Titties. I don't question the order. I visited a similar place on a sweltering summer afternoon in Dallas years ago called Twin Peaks. I didn't worry about the brilliant television reference. I did not argue with the order. Seriously plaid and tits and I do not question the order. I lift my forearm to grapple my serving I am met with a big smile and brisk thumbing of areolas. I don't feel the need to express didactic measures. I want to hug young girls and not worry about my buddies. Stars are irrelevant in this category yet I will award two enthusiastic approvals.