About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/wZLwB5DPlQM4vAWF5xfA7A     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • If I could give it half a star I would. It's apparently $5 cover for women and $10 for men but we had these "VIP" passes that someone handed us on Mill so we got in for free. (Thank god) I like that they play Hip Hop on Mill. Score. I hate the door staff. I hate the bar staff. I dislike most of the patrons. The layout was fine, except for the fact that it was so crowded it was nearly impossible just to get to the bathroom. While I was there, 2 complete dumb asses decided to square off for some unknown but obviously unforgivable offense which could only be settled by loud posturing which was obviously meant to escalate into fisticuffs had the bathroom attendant who had to be in his 60s not intervened. Within moments, bouncer guys with biceps as big as my head were swarming the men's room to take care of "the problem" all in all their little show left me annoyed and bored. Fast forward, my lady takes a seat while I attempt to bring her a drink. I manage to elbow my way up to the bar downstairs. They have 3 bartenders working at this particular station and they all look terribly busy. I pull some cash out and settle in to wait. The guy obviously working my section thinks he's god's gift. He's trying (but failing) to be impressive with some fancy bartending tricks he must have picked up watching that Tom Cruise abomination Cocktail. The problem was he wasn't really any good at any of it so it was just some sort of lame delay while he tried to serve people drinks. He noted my presence and must have realized I was out of my element. Instead of trying to make me feel welcome, he helped everyone in the section, then everyone who came after me making another round of the section and then finally turned to me. I had to place my order 3 times before frosted tips in a too tight shirt could hear me, and instead of giving me a normal sized cocktail he grabbed some goldfish bowl with a glass stem on it and decided to make it up to me by making me essentially 3 drinks in one glass and charging me for my trouble. What a prince. I made my way back to our table only to find that while I'd been gone my girl had been hit on by a random guy, a random girl and a bouncer. Classy. The highlight of the evening was getting to meet the U of A Mascot in his street clothes. A really nice guy, with a great attitude despite the fact that he had apparently gotten punched in the face earlier in the evening during the ASU/UofA football game. Seriously, he was gracious about the ASU win and seemed really happy to have any Arizona teams go to Bowl games. I wish there were more people like him out there. We ended up leaving early because of additional drama with the patrons of this fine establishment and one of my friends. I would be happy to never go here again.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (126 GB total memory, 107 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2025 OpenLink Software