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dateCreated	2012-06-23 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Bobby's Bagel Bistro
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rev:rating	3 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	This is one of my oddest reviews ever...under the influence of post spinal injection Propofol...apparently I insisted to my driver/Momma that I REALLY had to have a bagel, stat after fasting NPO (nothing by mouth for all you playing the home game) Even though I hardly ever eat bread...High me is apparently a carb whore. Also, never eat bagels unless I'm back home in NY or a friend hand carries one. Anyway, I was told that I had my go to Pumpernickel with a schmear of veggie cream cheese & inhaled it in the car. Sexy. Guess I bought half dozen to go for the folks. They packed them in a PLASTIC BAG. Now I know I was high cuz bagels go in paper bags...and snotty me calls anything referring to itself as a bagel outside of NY "round disks of dough with holes in center." For the half dozen I got: ANOTHER Pumpernickel (fat ass!) Salt, Everything, Cinnamon Raisin (x2 = Mom's fave) & a Bialy. Mom "loved" her Cinn Raisin but 11 years in the desert has done something to her and she eats friggin Costco "bagels" she cannot be trusted in this regard. Daddy proclaimed the Everything "doughy" but then he also said he hates that variety & it is his fave (FU Alzheimer's!!) So, after a frantic text session w my trainer I guess all my hard work was not undone with one bagel & for good measure I will take a bite of one or two others. Judging by my folks' response: on par with Bagel Cafe, better than chains (duh) and Mom said place was clean, service friendly & prices reasonable. Perusing take out menu I agree & see they offer Dr Brown's sodas; Black & White Cookies, Danish, Rugelach & Kugel for those of the deli sweets persuasion. Savory options include: meats & cheese by pound, matzo ball soup, chopped liver, tuna/chix/egg salad & bagel sandwiches. Also a wide selection of Coffee drinks hot & cold & Chocolate Phosphate for old school East Coasters. In all, I'm told this is a nice addition to the Smith's Center @ Lake Mead & Rampart. Trust my Momma. Daddy did call his homey in Brooklyn and asked to have a dozen H & H's shipped. Stoned me created a diabetic monster. Verdict: AOk probably better for Non NYers. ***Mini update: the sea salt bagel is BBBOOOMMMBBBB just had a piece after stopping by Mom's after an early morning run 4 to sea salt (day old!!!)
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rev:reviewer	Christie

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