Easily the worst meal I've had in city in years. The fact that they accept only cash is the canary in the coal mine for how the entire restaurant operates - as cheaply as possible with no regard for the customer. Another red flag? They have cute little maple syrup bottles on every table... filled with shitty Aunt Jemima.
Everything was prefab, from the potato salad to the hollandaise to the waffle mix. This is seriously perplexing as it would actually be cheaper and better for everyone if this stuff was homemade, the only explanation being that the owners are not only cheap but lazy. Yet all this would be fine if they just billed themselves as a shitty breakfast spot like Overeasy - yes it's not great, but you don't have expect it to be. But no, they clothe themselves in hipster branding to give you the illusion that they actually give a shit about the product or you the customer.
I'll save you the trouble, they don't.