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  • Yeah, I got on the Rainbow Donut train a few months and I've gotta say that I did not get off on the first stop. First, this place feels like a conversion of some sort -- you know, like when an old Circle K becomes a dentist office or something, and you know things just ain't right when you're getting drilled in a beer fridge. On the way out you have a hankering for a Thirstbuster and a Payday. This is the vibe of Rainbow Donuts. I get the feeling this place had a reincarnation and they're disguising the catacombs with those unnecessarily GIANT glass displays. I've never seen them completely filled ... uh, ever ... and it makes their selection of glazed pastry seem paltry. I was so disoriented by this whole encounter that i actually ordered an ORANGE CAKE donut. I'm puking on myself right now remembering it. What a shite state of affairs when you think that ordering such a conception is a wise decision. To be honest, their selection WAS pretty sparse, and I was just kinda wanting to bounce because some customer was arguing about a mistake the owner had made by inserting the wrong donut into his half-dozen LAST WEEK and wanted compensation for it THIS WEEK in the form of a free donut. Meanwhile, my eyes are molesting my stomach by flickering between donut choices maple or orange. My brain intervenes with a WTF? So, i chose the lesser of the evils -- even going against my cake-donut discriminatory practices and made a panicked decision. End result: there are MUCH better choices for hangover donuts in the central area and for slightly cheaper. Also, that 24 hour sign practically had me thrown in the clink one night as i foolishly left the bar drunk and early in search of hot, glazed donuts. Because Rainbow was in fact closed, a kick in the gut to be sure, I ended up driving around central on this quest for donuts at 3-? am, until i eventually forgot I was even driving or why I was out in the first place. What I remember is being enshrouded in Whataburger's Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit wrappers the next morning and a vicious hangover. Moral of the story: go vegan
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