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We were seated outside...because the gentleman was wearing shorts. I mean, Vegas, in August...shorts are pretty much standard. But they will only let you sit outside unless you're wearing a tuxedo. Or maybe just long pants. Anyways, it was fine, view of the pool, and all the creepy-ass-birds, like from Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" staring you down. Or literally drinking water out of the water pitcher that the busboys fill up the guests water glasses with. We saw. We gave the heads up that the birds had been drinking from it. I hope they changed the water.
I had a RAD meal. First we got the Truffle Fries, which were doused in this amazing, creamy, decadent savory truffle sauce. Not like most places where they just sprinkle some truffle oil on the fries and toss some parmesan on top. This was amazing. Like gain 5lbs by looking at it, amazing.
I got the Shrimp Crab and Lobster Club sandwich. Again, off the charts. I was stuffed, I could only eat one of the 4 pieces. But thankfully we left Vegas at like 12:30, the worst time ever to leave, and got back to Oceanside 9 hours later. Epic timing on our part. So I had the rest of it in the car later. It was still amazing then. I got the green salad with the vinaigrette. Good, not earth shattering but good.
The fool that wore SHORTS to brunch in August, in Vegas...he got the TPC Burger. It will light a fire inside your soul.
I got the endless champagne package, with Bellinis. Our server was super attentive and made sure I had enough booze. She checked if we had any food allergies, and was very all-around great.
I took away a star for the damn birds. They're super irritating, there's bird shit here and there, they eat scraps, they drink the water from the pitcher your water might be from, they are fucking LOUD too.
We'd go back if we stay at the Wynn again. Food was excellent. Endless Champagne is always welcome in my body.
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