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  • because i got love for the homies, i joined the fellas to give my friend david a bachelor's send-off at crazy horse too. i got to admit that i wasn't terribly impressed by the talent available. there were a few attractive girls working that night (a friday) but they were far outweighed by the scary, old, bad bolt-on boobs, or just plan sloppy fat (as opposed to juicy thick) females. i'm not big on getting my huevos scrambled by an over-jealous lap dance nor do i get off on fake moaning or whatever it is the girls do when they grind away so i generally abstain from lap dances. what i do enjoy is seeing girls dance and take off their clothes. in the hours i spent in the crazy horse too NOT ONCE did i see a girl dance on stage. all the girls did was strut around, pose themselves, and do some wriggling on the floor. i want to see them work the pole! make the booty clap! i got none of that. they charged me $7 for a bottle of water. i just laced a few c-notes on T&A and they want to bleed me for a half pint of luke warm water?? then again, maybe i'm a bit jaded because a lot of my professional life involves people getting naked and freaky.
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