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  • The quality pizza here really is a 2/5, the crust under the sauce and cheese is too thin to compensate for the floods of oil provided by the puke-smelling "cheese." I've never had a piece of pizza where I wanted to get to the plain crust at the end because its prelude was so miserable. Sorrento's does not apply a great amount of sauce to their pizza, and the oil only further dilutes the sauce's flavor. Ordering one of these pizzas and trying to consume it hot is oral suicide: prepare for intensive reparative surgery from the third degree oil burns that will afflict the entirety of your mouth. Often times, the only way to make this pizza bearable is to drop even MORE money on ranch dressing, which is essentially like submitting an early request on the heart disease that this lipid dense pizza is already guaranteeing you. Despite this negative review, in my Pitt career, I must have consumed dozens upon dozens of Sorrento's pizzas. Why? Am I a idiot? Am I an masochist? Perhaps both, but, here's my analysis... To graduate from the University of Pittsburgh WITHOUT drunkenly devouring a pizza in Sorrento's at 1:27AM while listening to Becky from Tower A cry about her ex at Penn State dumping her, is not a complete Pitt experience. Essentially, Sorrento's is a necessary and iconic player in Pitt's South Oakland late night lifestyle. Eating here is mandatory for those wanting a social college experience. I give Sorrento's 3/5 because as terrible as the pizza is, I will continue to eat it and continue to Hail to Pitt.
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