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  • Sweet mother of God do I love Blue Sky. I have rarely been here without being some degree of drunk or tweaky. What this place excels at is standing as a greasy beacon of hope in the grim wee hours of the morning when you're either a) totally strung out after pulling several consecutive all-nighters during finals, or b) totally soused and somehow able to strong-arm a weak-willed, less-drunk friend into driving you. I'm getting a little verklempt just writing this, because Blue Sky was a pillar of my undergrad existence. I stand by the assertion that theirs is the best reuben I have tried. Buttered, toasted triangles of rye bread sandwiching strata of tender but lean corned beef, well-drained sauerkraut, all bound together by the mellow tanginess of perfectly melted swiss. The russian dressing is on the side so you can administer your own portion and also because they've figured out that it's the ultimate fry condiment. The waitresses are such spritely, bubbly, huggable good sports it's ridiculous. Do you know how many drunks and creepy child support-evaders with haggard stripper girlfriends a 24-hour diner in rural Ohio has to endure? Like, a lot. When you drunkenly declare to your waitress that you can't order because you're "SO CONFUSED" she smiles indulgently and tells you to take your time, even if you meant existentially confused and she probably knows that. If someone was having a bad trip I'd teleport them here. There's even a soothing mural of a, uh, blue sky on the back wall. Also they have a drool-worthy dessert case with hearty midwestern cavity-fests like Snickers cheesecake and coconut cream pie. Their gyro is toasty and succulent and staggeringly garlicky. Go figure, the best Greek and Jewish deli food I've had is in Amherst, OH. Also their motto is some hilarious tautological statement like, "We know that you like our food because the food that we serve you is what you love" or something like that. GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE. Even if you have to fly in to the Cleveland Hopkins airport and drive for like 40 minutes. Well, maybe not, but if you're in the area, and especially if you're drunk or in abject despair or with friends late at night or at the brunchin' hour, check it out for sure.
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