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  • Review #100!!! After much contemplation I decided that Tuina.ca would be the perfect business upon which to bestow this momentous milestone, since I've been here 100 (rough estimate) times. As a reliable customer of almost 4 years, here are some tips: - Yes, due to the open concept, it can be noisy. Often, it's silent. Once in a while, an inconsiderate client decides to chat with their therapist for an hour. Occasionally, people enjoy their sessions so much that they pass out and violently snore like they just worked two back-to-back overnight holiday shifts at the Amazon warehouse. I'm usually too busy enjoying my own session to *really* care. Also, earplugs exist. - Like literally anywhere, you are welcome and expected to communicate with your therapist about your preferences at any time. There are a number of foolish reviews below from people who clearly didn't do so. Don't be those people. "Harder please!" "Softer please!" "I like/don't like this." "What's a Thai massage?" These are all phrases you can use. You're welcome. - When you find someone you really like (this might take a few tries), you can easily book specific therapists online at your convenience. - Or don't. You can walk in any time and they'll find someone to work on you. - If you came here for a romantic couple's massage with a Groupon and you were disappointed, please let me be the one to tell you it's not the establishment that is the problem. - After a few visits, you'll get used to all the little quirks. Now I just automatically lie down face-first and wait to be pummelled when I see a pair of pink foam slippers out in the world. I have the worst back and couldn't survive without having the bejesus beat out of it every other week. An hour at Tuina is a great hour. Tell them I sent you.
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