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| - Was it the corroded toilet seat or the joke they pulled when they put "quiche" on the menu that p****d me off more? The "quiche" with fruit cup was $8. Quiche was really a completely dairyless concoction maybe 3/4" thick with an extremely thin, yet somehow soggy crust, with a layer of scrambled eggs so hard not even my husband could stab it. A small sliver of the world's thinnest piece of ham curled on the top, I suppose to identify it as Quiche Lorraine...without a trace of onion, cheese, or cream in site. Tried to content myself with the "fruit cup"...previously frozen melon, unripe to begin with, a single chunk of canned pineapple, and long-dead red grapes...again, not even my husband could eat it. Tried to order a demi-shot Bloody Mary with a bottle of Tabasco on the side at beginning of our meal, only to get a drink already sauced...so hot I couldn't drink it. Attempts to flag down the many servers running around were futile, so I ended up going to the bar to get it remade. Oh, and THEN the server, who thought she at a greasy spoon, bawled me out for not finishing my food. That was when I levitated out of my chair and beat her to a bloody pulp...not that she didn't deserve it, but actually went to the bathroom where I discovered the nasty toilet. Really folks, thought I was in a gas station bathroom in a bad part of town!!!!! Just say no. Enough other places to eat in the area you don't have to endure this!
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