The girls are hot (compared to the strippers in LA). I was quite impressed by the way they looked although there were still girls who couldn't dance. We opted for the Lower Brass because it was our first time and we didn't really know what to expect. I liked the fact that there was no cover but 2 beers cost us $22 so we sipped those really slowly.
The setup was really weird and uncomfortable. The seats in front of the stage reminded me of a sushi bar. The seats farther back are also set up like a restaurant. We ended up sitting in the front so that we wouldn't have to look at creepy men but our necks hurt from constantly turning left and right.
The cool thing about Canadian strip clubs is that strippers don't expect you to tip (since the smallest bill is $5) so we sat in the front without feeling like we had to part with our money.