Quite tasty sandwiches, although I don't really understand the appeal of fries inside the sammies. I always take them out and eat them separately. Call me traditional.
Greasy, as could be expected, but delicious after drinking or if you're craving a hefty meal for any other reason besides a futile attempt to divert alcohol from destroying your liver.
And speaking of alcohol, they have the cheapest beer in town! Not quite sure how they sell Yuengling for $2. Might be stolen goods. I'm ok with that.
Certainly not gourmet, interesting food that I couldn't make myself, so I just can't bring myself to give them above a 3, but for what it is, it's pretty good.