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  • I finally made it here. I am now a proper IKEAN! Question: Does "IKEA" in Swedish means "We are a home furnishing company but you have to pay us $599 for parts of a computer desk so you can haul it back in your own car and put it together yourself" because if it is, I think this company is properly named. IKEA is like the Whole Foods for furnitures, and shower caddy. Have you seen "The Chronicles of Narnia?" Do you remember the wardrobe? I assume when you crawl inside that wardrobe you crawl out into IKEA on the other side. Because this place is phantasmic and magical, and I swear I saw a dragon in here last time, or maybe it was just poster from the kids bedroom section. I almost got lost the first time in here. Good thing for the constant signage and arrows on the floor. I'm good at following traffic! Do yourself a favor and research IKEA online before heading down to the store and weaving between the floor models and shelf aisles, because you will be bedazzled by all the cool things and lost track of what you really in here for. I still don't know why I need yet another bookcase when I don't even have books to put into. You can spend your entire day in here, actually if you really want to, you can spend the rest of your adult life in here. There's a cafeteria that provides breakfast, lunch, and dinner. There are beds and sofa and futon when you get tired. If you really need to, bathroom accessories are in aisle #28, I think.
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