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  • Worst Chinese ever. Seriously. Chinese takeout is usually like pizza. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty freakin' good, but Richie Chan just shits all over that notion. - Crab rangoons tasted sour and came with a weird tangy, spicy sauce (versus the usual sweet & sour). - Mongolian chicken - The sauce very distinctly tasted like A1 steak sauce. The more I tried to force it down, the more convinced I was that they actually did cook it in steak sauce, along with vegetables that I've never seen in any Mongolian chicken dish anywhere. So much WTF, but oh wait, there's more... - Sesame chicken - you'd think for such a common dish, no Chinese joint can get it wrong, but Richie Chan crosses his arms and scoffs at the challenge like Sagat from Street Fighter 2. The chicken was actually cut up pieces of the precooked, breaded, processed chicken that is usually intended for Sweet & Sour chicken. Laziness, and that's not even the worst of it. Not only was the chicken dry and stale, the sauce was 100% wrong. It tasted like the sauce for honey chicken, and they straight up just threw sesame seeds on top of it to try to pass it off. It was awful. Couldn't even finish half of it. When the free plate of oranges slices came, we ate every single slice to wash the terrible flavor off of our palates and, needless to say, didn't ask for a to-go box. Rant mode: It is truly mind-boggling how this place can get more than 3 stars on yelp. I am offended that they thought they could pass these dishes off as (faux) Chinese. I sat there for a few minutes trying to piece together a scenario in which my meal was maybe a fluke. Maybe the original cook wasn't there? Maybe he just made a mistake with the sauces? No. Two dishes that were done VERY wrong in so many ways. This isn't a case of overcooking, undercooking, or a bad batch of sauce or meat. This was a horrifying murder of Chinese takeout as I know it. Excuse the hyperbole. It was that bad. Don't go here. Turn around. Drive away as fast as you can. Amazing Wok II is down the street. Do the right thing.
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