Ruby Tuesday's Customer Service contacted me below wanting me to "tell them more" on their website.
What else do I need to tell them more about?
10. X = Ruby Tuesday's Odor
20. Y = Sewer
30. Z = Pleasant
40. IF X = Y THEN PRINT "EW"
50. IF X = Z THEN PRINT "YAY"
60. RUN
70. OUTPUT X = Y
80. EW
90. IF "EW" is not understood, GOTO 10