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  • Ba-ba-busted!!! Keep reading. This is where I currently have money on the books to tan so I am on their email list. Yesterday they sent out emails to all of their members saying: WRITE A REVIEW- GET TWO WEEKS OF UNLIMITED TANNING FREE. I don't pay attention and go on with my day working and living a totally awesome life. Today I have seen two orange heads post 5 star reviews for this place and I'm on fire about it. Here's mine. 24-7 Tan get 2 spray tanned stars only because their prices cannot be beat. I'm not going to tell you what they are because I don't remember. I just know it's hella hella cheap. BEDS- The beds are clean because, guess what? You have to clean your own bed! I'm alright with that cuz at least I know what I'm laying in if you catch my drift. It still would be nice to have them just be clean. FYI the beds are old and aren't the fancy ones with fans or radios from what I recall. Also no mirror in the rooms. BULBS- I have been tanning for years and my body can tell when the bulbs have been changed and I can safely say I have never had that feeling here. They aren't being changed enough. STAFF- The owner is an older lady who is nice. I will give her that. The young girls that work there are pretty and sweet like every other cheap tanning place. Since there are no fans or stereos in the rooms I once heard an entire personal phone conversation of how the girl did five hits of acid the night before and she didn't know what kind it was, but she was so messed up. I'm pretty sure she shouldn't be doing five hits of acid let alone having that conversation on the phone while she's working. Not professional. CHECK-IN SYSTEM- It's the fingerprint security thing that alot of stores are using these days. Only problem is my finger NEVER reads right so I don't get in! UGH. This means I can only for sure tan when Acid Girl is there! Not convenient. Nothing about this place screams FIVE STARS to me. The email and fake reviews has turned me off completely. You know what you can do with my two free weeks.
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