Best way to describe 5 Church is that it has gotten too big for it's britches. Upon arriving I went to the ladies room and the lock fell out of it's screws and onto the floor. Bar scene and bartender both solid. Received drinks quickly while waiting for a table. We were sat promptly and greeted shortly thereafter. Our waitress described the portions of the appetizers and quickly ran off. We ordered artisanal cheeses and calamari. Calamari was decent but did not come with any cocktail type sauce only a tasteless mayonnaise and the "artisanal cheeses" were laughable with 4 olives, a few apple slices, untoasted baguette slices and soft cheeses all tasting the same. The waitress most confused me though when she came back and asked at least 3 times very abruptly, do you know what you want to order, without giving any specials or recommendations on entrees. If I'm paying over $30 for an entree....I'd like to be at least warmed up on a couple options. Finally I asked her for some recommendations and she basically tried to up sell us on adding crab cakes or scallops to our entrees. I ordered the scallops, why would I want to add a scallop? Shortly thereafter a manager looking lady came to help bus the table. Maybe our waitress was overwhelmed, but it felt like the place is just trying to get you in & out and squeeze you for as much $ as possible, while lacking quality.