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  • This place is weird. So we were greeted by the hostess in front who looked like she was wearing butt pads. No skinny Cambodian-looking girl would have an ass that sticks out ten inches from her back unless she stuck a basketball in there, seriously. Then she told us to go upstairs because that's where the real restaurant is at and we were again greeted by another Asian hostess. While walking upstairs, you would feel like you're in a bank's safe box room because seriously, that's what it looks like, no joke. Fun to play with, but weird. Am I missing some sort of cultural significance here? The place is dark with small tables, chairs and booths. It took them ten minutes to hand us the menus after being seated which I thought was incredibly appalling because I'm sure they didn't forget about us. They have candles on the tables which made it kinda uncomfortable because it seemed too romantic for our own goods (We were hungry and randomly walked into this place). I ain't gonna lie, the food was good! We ordered some noodles which tasted like mixed flavors of Chinese and Italian. Surprise, surprise, it came in a tiny portion that can easily be confused as an appetizer. WTF mang. There were just too many selections on the menu (sarcasm) so I ordered an eye roll. For more than a dub, it's not worth it. But compared to other rolls I've had at other sushi places, this roll melted in my mouth with just the right amount of flavor, MmmM. As long as its good, I like it. I liked how our waiter came back to refill my friend's drink a couple times without being asked. I like attentiveness. I like staffs who pretends to be genuine as good as they're faking it. Having missed our menus for the first ten minutes, the service is above average. Even if money grew on my orange tree, I wouldn't come here again though.
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