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| - I would like to point out the first several points made on Brian S's review below as it hits the nail on the head...
Debauchery - check
Indulgence - check
Gluttony - check
Golf - yeah, if you can see past 20,000 people on the 16th, then check
Let's be honest, the FBR is attended by approximately 100,000 people each day with Saturday being the busiest. Out of the 100,000 people I would like to offer a conservative estimate of the make-up of this group and the event.
1) 92,367 (of the 100k) have no idea what golf is or who is playing, but its warm and sunny and celebrities from around the country fly their private jets into town...so what the hell.
2) Every single sorority from ASU is represented...Delta Gamma is the Best how can you tell? from the size of our...
3) Every single frat from ASU is represented...yo, check out my striped shirt, f*cking look at it!
4) No other sports tournament in the world will have more women wearing Tiffany's and drinking Beer (golfer's wives not included)
5) Phil rulz!
6) Bird's Nest
7) Oh yeah, they play some golf too if you manage to find your way through the crowds and bunker's of beer tents.
So, girls if you're into dressing up for a PGA event (do I even need to mention that...like you know what golf is...) in the sun and hope to catch a rich sugar daddy, celebrity or stud frat guy...you've come to the right place. Guys: beers, sun, Phil kicking ass on the 16th and girls - 'nuff said.
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