The alleged chef from Vegas needs a one way ticket home.
Specifically requested a dinner portion for my two take outs. Got lunch portions and paid extra for iceberg lettuce salads ($2.25 each). Asked for extra marinara sauce in advance. Good thing because there was hardly any on the pasta. The bad news? Got my extra sauce in one if those little dressing-type containers.
My eggplant parm consisted of two greezy pieces of eggplant re-heated in oil, I'm sure. No pasta with that. I guess I was suppose to steal some from the spaghetti order. The bread was almost stale. I think it was from the Orlando bread roll bag x's two days. WiFi? I guess they have it. When I couldn't log in, I got this: "It's working on my computer. We've been having problems, so I don't know".
They'll probably last as long as the restaurant previously occupying that same space.