Well.... I really thought this place was going to be great. It wasn't.
This is a lunch review.
I ordered the Eiffel affair drink which was the only highlight of my meal.
I ordered the Parmesan chicken. It tasted fine.. Like chicken, but a chicken that was pounded out so thin and tasted jerky-ish. The green beans with it were seasoned with something very strong. I couldn't quite pin point the taste, but I wish they would tell you when they're going to use a powerful seasoning. So I didn't eat them. The stack of au gratin potatoes just sucked and they were cold and not seasoned well. My boyfriend asked for meat and cheese only on his burger and they gave him a burger with an entire side salad on that bitch and it was WAY burnt on one side.
We didn't dare tell our waiter our problems because he had his nose so far up in the air. He scoffed at me when I asked a valid question about the menu and rolled his eyes at almost everything we said. It also took him forever to bring our check when we were obviously finished eating and sitting there staring at him as he's unfolding tablecloths and setting out napkins for the
dinner service. So awkward and really annoying. We also came around 2 on a Thursday so the fountains weren't even going off. This meal was a complete bummer. 2 stars only for the drink and the view and the bartender who broke our 20 for us.
Those passion fruit jelly things are terrible. Thanks, but no thanks.