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  • OMG! I recently went to Lavendar's to get a swedish massage. When I walked in the receptionist was chatting it up with her girlfriend and seemed bothered to check me in. I was then taken back to the massage room. This is where it gets good... I walked into a room and the lights were blazing and the sheets on the bed had not been changed. The masseuse asked me to stand off to the side while she changed the bed. AWKWARD! 5 minutes later the sheets were changed and the massage began. The massage was mediocre at best. However, during the service, I kept smelling something. It smelled like old food. As the technician walked around she kept stepping on something crunchy. Low and behold, when my massage was over and I was getting dressed, HER GROCERIES WERE UNDER THE MASSAGE TABLE! You can't make this sh#t up. The entire experience was inappropriate and gross.
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