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| - As a man, I drink beer, eat fried food, don't read nor follow instructions until I've screwed something up, watch Hoarders without any pants on, use power tools, build things, and drink beer!
Enter Northern Tool... it's a cornucopia of all things MAN!
power tools, yard equipment, winches, tarps, storage bins, welding supplies, pressure washers and the list goes on and on.
They carry name brand tools as well as some not-so-name brand tools but I've had success with the off brands with no problems.
FYI - Their North Star series pressure washers wreak of awesomeness! They cost a few bucks more, but they are built like 90's Pam Anderson (before the whole Hepatitis thingy).
Not a high-end retailer but it's not low-end garbage either. A nice mix of gear to quench your man sized thirst. You can even special order hard-to-find parts for your mower at their parts counter...
(Disclaimer:The Parts Counter carries different hours than the normal store hours, the Parts Counter usually closes around 5 or 6 pm while the store stays open until 9pm or so. Call ahead of time to check the hours.)
A friendly and knowledgeable staff is always there to assist your manly needs, whether it's a Hi-Lift jack for your Jeep, a sump pump, a new belt for your lawn mower, trailer lights, or a bottle of Anti Monkey Butt, Northern Tool has got you covered.
(Disclaimer: If you're unaware of Anti Monkey Butt, Google It! Let's just say I chafe like a bear...) Did I just say that outloud?!?
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