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| - OMGSH! THE (absolutely!) worst, most overpriced, C-O-L-D, super-small portions breakfast E-V-E-R!! I'm Diabetic, so I requested sugar free syrup for my Waffle and he plopped this really cute, WARM bottle of syrup in front of me and I was THRILLED! My friend then asked if that was the sugar free (??) and we disappointed to hear "Oh, that's right. I forgot. I'll be right back". Here he comes with a cold, right off the shelf cheap plastic bottle of Smuckers you see EVERYWHERE. (I HATE that &%#@!)... and it was COLD. Another big thrill. Their great tasting syrup is served WARM, my Smuckers sugar free in a plastic bottle, COLD. Then the waffle arrived with powdered sugar ALL OVER IT!!! SWEET! Yeah... diabet syrup on a sugar coated waffle. Make sense to you??
My scrambled eggs were slightly cooler than room temp, as were the over-easy eggs my friends had. My BACON!!! I little broken section and one medium sized scrap... cold, hard and greasy to boot. I had been looking forward to a high protein burst, so I ordered a side of Turkey sausage. It arrived "cold". Not "cold" as in left on a plate for a few too many minutes... C-O-L-D as in REFRIGERATED!!!!!!!!!! My friend suggested I ask them to nuke it. I said "No. I ordered a side of sausage (for like $4.59) and sausage that comes complete with grill marks and pan sear marks COMES HOT... not "nuked"! They can throw it out after they take it off my stinkin bill!" My entire plate was either slightly below room temp or C-O-L-D.
My friends eggs were cold as well (as I already mentioned) and the "Carrot Cake Pancake" they ordered to share as a side was simply a buttermilk type pancake with a few shreds of carrots sprinkled over it as it cooked and a few raisins over it to complete a "Carrot Cake pancake"?! We were all expecting something QUITE different. Two tables on either side of us complained about cold eggs and burnt toast (and the guy held the toast up for everyone to see!) so I know we weren't the only ones to get cold food. UNBELIEVABLE! WHO SERVES REFRIGERATOR TEMP SAUSAGE AND CHARGES $4.50 FOR IT??????????
Our bill for three breakfasts and ONE (O-N-E!) coffee?? FORTY TWO DOLLARS PLUS TIP!!!
You won't print this anyway, so it's just an exercise in frustration. Once things digest, it'll all be over as will any further trips for bad, cold, small portion breakfasts from First Watch. I'll warn those who show an interest!!! NOT! $42.00 bucks?? R-e-a-l-l-y.
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