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  • UPDATE 1/16/17: Jenny was nice enough to call me and apologize. She offered a free hour massage and I will be taking her up on it. She did seem to be very talented, after all. Thanks Jenny! :) Here's the thing, this massage was excellent, distracting, uncomfortable, and was over 10 minutes shy of being 90 minutes. I bought a Groupon for a 90 min massage. Jenny was my therapist. She came in after I arrived, with her lunch. The lady at the front desk showed me to the room and told me to give the therapist a couple minutes to eat.... Okay, no problem. However, it was more than a few minutes but whatever. I laid on the table, and I think that table has probably seen better days and the people that work there must know it's not that comfortable because there was a foam pad on it under the blankets. When I went to put my head on the face holder thingy, it almost fell off. That made me laugh but it should probably be fixed. When Jenny came in, she went to put some music on, on her personal cell phone... She used Pandora and the music was not relaxing, but whatever. The ads were very distracting and annoying, again whatever. You could tell she was getting over some illness because she hacked and had the sniffles the entire time. Crap happens, again I can deal with it. The part that really bothered me is that, she was eating mints or candy during my massage. Loud chomping and cracking of the candy was incredibly annoying. Then when she was massaging my neck while I was on my back, it felt amazing, besides that fact that she was breathing in my face the whole time and later was coughing without covering her mouth. Seriously though, other than that. It was one of the best massages I've had in a long time. I'd go back, but I'd make sure it wasn't around someone's lunch time and that the person was healthy. Also, if you want a therapist who is going to drape properly and ask you what your target areas are, and what pressure you are looking for - don't go to Jenny. She's great with her hands but she's not a typical therapist.
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