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  • From ALL of the terrible reviews floating around in the cybersphere - from Google reviews to Yelpers - about LA Fitness in general, and this location specifically, you would think management would intercede and get their act together, but they haven't, probably because they are about to close this location. I've been to gyms that are about to close before and this is about how it looks and acts. Against ALL judgment, I went into this location today to check out their elliptical machines. No one was at the front desk when I walked in, but 2 teenage kids on duty (without any adult supervision) were sulking at desks in a dark corner. Neither of them greeted me or smiled at me. Finally, one of the kids got up SUPER slow and walked slower than I have ever seen a young person walk over to the front desk and asked in a monotone voice and with a totally bored expression on her face if she could help me. I said I was shopping for a new gym, and I just wanted to take a quick look around and see what kind of elliptical machines they had. She said she would have to have someone take me around. I said that was fine, but that I was really in a hurry, so her person taking me around would have to be super quick. She gave me a really hard look and said it would take 20 minutes. I informed her I would not be spending 20 minutes at the club, I literally just needed to run upstairs and take a quick look at their elliptical machines. She asked if she could get "some information" from me and I said no and repeated for at least the third time that I just needed to take a quick look at their elliptical machines. She took two timid SUPER SLOW steps away from the desk, then two timid SUPER SLOW steps back to the desk to tell me she would have to have someone take me around. I repeated to her that was fine, but that I was in a hurry, so whoever it was needed to chop-chop. She moved SUPER SLOW away from the desk again and fetched the other kid who was sulking at a desk in the corner. He came up to me and introduced himself as Kamin. I gave him my name and he said he'd need me to sign a waiver. I said fine, but it needed to be quick. He stared at me with his mouth hanging open - clearly, he has never, ever before met anyone who was in a hurry, in his young 18 years on this planet. He led me SUPER SLOWLY over to his desk and said he would have to find the waiver that I needed to sign. I mentioned that, if they were serious about getting new members and new business, they probably should have stuff like waivers just handy, right there at the front desk. He stared at me with his mouth hanging open again. Then, he asked for my name. I told him I had just given him my name when I had introduced myself, so it was nice to know he wasn't listening. He said he was trying "to help" me. I informed him that he was speaking to a potential member, potential new business staring him in the face right here, and THIS is how he and his sidekick were behaving? He just stared at me with his mouth hanging open again. He was probably stoned, now that I think about it. I stared back and finally said, "Wow, you guys REALLY don't care about new business do you?" The little skank standing at the front desk yelled at me on my way out the door, "We don't want you here!" I yelled back that she was an "ASSHOLE" and left the club. Guess who won't be getting my business in the new year!!!! You should go ahead and close this club down, LOSER management!
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