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  • -Worst burrito I've ever had at a Chipotle x2. -I decided to visit this Chipotle for lunch today. They were fairly busy, (sun was out, it was lunch... of course they were busy), although I didn't have to wait too long to get my order in, which was nice. I told them what I wanted, everything was fine, until I made the worst mistake you can make while ordering a burrito at Chipotle... I didn't watch them wrap my burrito. I was distracted with paying and ordering a drink. By the time my credit card was back in my hands, the burrito was wrapped. I figured since I didn't order anything extra, (burrito, white rice, no beans, meat, corn, red, and lettuce) it would be a cinch to wrap. I didn't think of it again. - I took the ticking time bomb of a burrito to visit my mother for lunch, which was about a 10-minute drive. when I finally got to her house, I dove into the Chipotle bag. I was pretty hungry by this time. But, I was met with a soggy, ripped open burrito. I had instant regret not paying closer attention when they were wrapping it. One would assume if whoever was wrapping it, if they ripped it, they would offer to either a) re-wrap it, or b) wrap it with an additional tortilla. but no, the person just finished slopping my burrito together and dropped in into the bag. the tin foil couldn't even contain such a mess up, because the contents was flooding over the sides. - I got back into my car, and drove 10 minutes back to the Hudson Chipotle. They made me another SIMPLE TO WRAP burrito, I decided to just eat it there, since by this time I'm completely starving. A few things bothered me about burrito attempt #2 1) they just handed me the burrito, no bag, just the burrito. So, if I hadn't have eaten it there, I'm 100% sure the burrito would become a decoration in the interior of my car. 2) poorly wrapped... again... the whole thing was falling apart from the first bite onward 3) the tortilla tasted stale 4) portion control! the burrito was 85% rice, there was maybe a pinch of meat. which leads us to.. 5) Carnitas. I LOVE CARNITAS. I've gotten it a ton of times. There was so much pepper on the meat, I couldn't taste anything else. I've had my issues with this branch before, but this is by far the worst. not only did I waste ALLL that time running around, I didn't even get a decent burrito. I did eat the whole d*mn burrito... because what were my options? have them wrap me yet another crappy burrito, or go somewhere else. I couldn't do either, I was that hungry. I honestly would've been this upset if this was the quality I received from a gas station burrito. I don't know if this is where they train all their new hires or something. But after the last dozen bad experiences, it sure seems like it. I'll be driving to Streetsboro for my Chipotle from now on... or just go to Jimmy Johns right next door. Hudson Chipotle. You're dead to me.
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