Let me begin this review by stating the number of times I have been here for brunch: five. Fanny Chadwick's has bad service and consistently long waits (not just to get in, but for your food). I don't mind waiting for a good thing, but unlike other hipster brunch spots in the city, this one doesn't deliver, at least not consistently. The food is above average at best, and dirty at worst (keep reading...).
Today, at the beginning of brunch, my wife found a really long hair in her smoked fish. How delicious. And my eggs were grossly overlooked. When we talked to our waitress after barely touching our food, her first reaction was "okay we'll just charge you for one of the breakfasts". I replied "which one? the one with the hair in it or the one with the inedible eggs? You think we want to eat this? We've lost our appetite, we'd like to leave". And we did.
A giant meh for FFC.