I wish I could tell you about my experience here, but I didn't have one.
While waiting for a table, I grabbed a drink from the bar. Unfortunately, this process was cumbersome - at best - since half the yuppies in Uptown were using the bar / stools / floor as space to lay their jackets / bags / laptops as they stand in crowds around the now-obsolete bar seating.
Once seated, I became a ghost. Like a wind-swept trinket buried in the desert sands, the longer I waited, the more forgotten my existence.
I attribute this to a complete lack of professionalism on behalf of the server(s) who made little effort to actually work and maximum effort to socialise with friends at the bar. Secondary to this is a hostess who, against all odds, exerted inhuman levels of apathy in rectifying this issue as it unfolded before her very eyes.
Total garbage, -10 out of 10, more like "Shitzgerald's".