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| - Oasis? For wannabe buckle bunnies and country cougars, this place is probably the shit. For couples that enjoy dancing and a few drinks, meh...
The gals here don't give a rat's ass if you're obviously with someone (or have matching wedding rings), they'll butt in and attempt to drape themselves on your date or husband anyway. Still gets a 3-star for being clean and having fair priced drinks, although we've seen no sign of food service, even after asking two "waitresses" that never came back, even though we were parked at a numbered food service table for nearly an hour (waitresses have puffy paint on black waist aprons to distinguish themselves from the customers). They've got some pretty good sized bouncers, too, which are probably necessary after a while.
It's a reverse meat market in here, so if you're a single dude and don't mind the walking STDs in the place or have the fear of chewing off your arm in the morning because it's trapped beneath one of these "ladies," then this place IS your oasis! But girls, if you're bringing a date, be prepared to defend yourself. Better yet, if that's your thing, go to a swingers club, instead. At least you know your dude will get groped there and will be expecting it.
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