I was in the mood for a simple burger, and simple was what I ordered. I'm tired of places overcompensating for their mediocre meat with look-at-what-I-did! garnishes. Anyway, under all that egg and avocado and teriyaki is some good ground round. I scarfed mine down pretty quick.
I haven't had the full Holstein's experience yet, so next time I'll order one of their boozy shakes and then reassess the star rating.