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| - Ok, here is the thing. Starbucks recently launches a crystal ball frappuccino. I tried it because it's green. It launched a unicorn frappe a few months ago. I tried it because it's purple. Last year it launched a frappula frappe. I tried it because it's red and white. I also tried zombie, mermaid and birthday cake frappe because they are in different colors. Then, I am writing this review because THEY ALL TASTE THE SAME! No kidding, I mean, literally the same! This is like you were so happy to buy a bag of M&Ms. You got home and opened the bag. You tried a red one, and it tasted good. And you tried a blue one, and it tasted good. Then, you tried a yellow, a brown and a green M&Ms, and it was getting sickeningly sweet because they are all damn chocolate! They are the same! No difference! So just go Starbucks, get your damn coffee and leave plz.
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