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| - If I didn't spend most of my Las Vegas experience drunk and running on three to four hours of sleep a night, which resulted in finding everything hilarious, I would have been even more disappointed by this experience. You earned your two star rating by letting us skip the lines -- well, for the most part -- and providing stories for years to come.
Our itinerary consisted of Gold Lounge at Aria and then downstairs to Haze, then on to the "party bus" to LAX and Pure. "Party bus" is in quotations for a reason. Also, Nite Tours over promised and under delivered at Haze. We were told to go on Facebook and 'like' the club so that we could get free drink tickets. But, shockingly, the free drink tickets never appeared and so non-shockingly my 'like' of the club disappeared.
We also definitely had to wait in line to get in to LAX, which was kind of annoying because LAX is in the Luxor of all places. I mean, have you ever noticed how miserable the people look who are gambling at the Luxor? You can actually hear them hitting rock bottom over the sound of the slot machines. It's worrying.
Don't even get me started on the "party bus." When they say "complimentary drinks in the luxury limo bus" on their website, what they actually mean is a beaten up cooler outside the bus filled with Smirnoff Ice and Coors Light.
The champagne that we were supposed to get on the bus never happened because they had *A* bottle of champagne. Yes, that's right, as in one bottle of champagne for at least 20 people. The people in our group were left holding empty plastic cups for no reason.
All-in-all, Nite Tours is a great bad decision. Set your expectations low. Keep going lower. Lower... lower... okay. It'll ply you with memories, most of how entertainingly bad it is, and if you don't take it seriously you'll have a great time.
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