Ahahahahaa... the last time I was here, my brother commented on how our busboy (a 70 year old man) looked like Frederick Douglass... I spit my drink out across the table, howling with laughter.
Bad news for us, this said busboy 1) overhead us and 2) actually knew who Frederick Douglass was. OH, if looks could kill....
We never saw our drinks again after that.
Get a cheap grilled cheese or a maybe a burger, and get the hell out. Open 24 hours.