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  • I genuinely hate this store. Stopped in one day on a friend's recommendation. (side note: remember to choke the life out of said friend). After wandering around aimlessly in this cramped and cluttered store, I was able to locate ONE shoe in my size. No, not one pair of shoes...just ONE shoe...and I didn't like it that much. It was an odd brownish red color but it was all they had. I couldn't find the other matching ugly shoe, so I looked for the even more elusive salesperson. After noticing a gentlemen helping some overweight blue haired lady, I made my way over to see if he could possibly be of any help. Turns out, she was slowly working her way through a mountainous pile of shoes and clearly demanded more attention then us low-life, one shoe, morons. After waiting several minutes, I decided my end time was nearing, and made ever so certain when this diabetic octogenarian apparently found her perfect match and exclaimed, "This will work nicely with my square toe!" That's it, we're done here. Never again. Oh yea, and don't forget to kill friend.
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