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  • If you're like me, you've outsurvived some of your older relatives who lived through the Great Depression before this one. And if those old packrats, Gramps and Grammy, have gone to hang with Jesus, you've probably had to help clean out the crap that fills each corner of every room, attic and basement. Some people throw all the material nostalgia away, others keep some of it, or even Goodwill it. Everything else ends up at Abbey Ann's. Visiting this place might well be a way to relive memories of your grandparents. It's packed to the brim with shit, so it just might remind you of summer days sifting through the clutter to help find Grammy's keys. But then you look at the prices, and you can almost hear Gramps wheezing about how the country's going to hell in a handbasket... complete with cigarette smoke! (No, apparently the smoking ban does NOT apply to family-owned shit-peddlers). I'd call Abbey Ann's a junk store, but that'd be bordering on being an insult to the legacy of Fred Sanford. It's a store that sells people's junk, but the people selling said junk have delusions of grandeur inspired by watching too many episodes of Antiques Roadshow. I guess the store is relevant to a certain class of folks... Wanna spend $150 for an old 20" console TV? $10 for a toaster that might not work? You can do that here! But the real service provided by Abbey Ann's is that there's a lot of crap to rummage through if you're broke and really really really really bored. Hey, it happens. As the old saying goes, there's a sucker born every minute. That Abbey Ann's sells enough to stay open for our browsing pleasure is living proof of this adage... and it'll give you odd comfort that other peoples' Grammy and Gramps also hoarded way too much shit.
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