Valentina the Persian and Parker really took care of us. 10/10 would go again. In fact, I had so much fun, I bought one of their touristy tank tops as a souvenir.
A special thanks to Erica who hooked me up with a free water. It's $6.60 for a chibi-sized water bottle otherwise! That's a little ridiculous. Since dancers get their bar drinks free, it wasn't a huge deal for her to do me this favor, especially since we were dropping $$$ like it was made of butter.
I've recommended Spearmint Rhino to all of my friends going to Vegas and looking for gorgeous women to keep them company.
With several rooms and levels, this place felt simply STOCKED with beautiful women.