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  • So much crazy stuff happens here, I can't even explain it. The locker room is a cloud of Old Spice musk, and whenever little kids are running around, it's bare-ass naked mayhem. They revamped the main gym and the locker rooms a while back, and the equipment is really great. The machines are maintained well, and even when it's packed there's not much of a wait. I'm not here to focus on that. The best part is the basement, chock full of all the old equipment. The legit lifters gather down here, and it's just like you'd imagine -- meatheaded, sweaty and lots of crashing steel. The word "bitch" is shouted so often (not as in "son of a bitch, I can't believe I got through that set of chest presses;" more like, "don't be a little bitch, finish your set") that you're in the majority if you don't say it more than once per set. The lobby cafĂ© is truly great, but severely underutilized. I rarely see anyone hanging out there, and I've never seen the attendant making any drinks or serving any food. The best time to visit is when they're giving away free fruit or granola bars -- all the starving ASU kids and bums from the park flood in here like they're giving away gold.
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