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| - Quality Comes At A Cost.
Okay, that's not entirely true, right? I mean, who hasn't seen Avatar? Prime example. Wads and wads of cash that could have been used to help starving families in this country were squandered on a lackluster film whose Cheese Factor would have risen only if it were a musical. It was a lame duck. A pretty duck, but a lame one.
So quality doesn't always come at a cost, but it does at Mercurio's.
The flavor selection is off the charts, causing the brain to atrophy temporarily into indecision only to be kickstarted again by the sheer incomprehensibility of the situation.
Expect the following cycle:
Caramel green apple? -- yum, I want... -- OMG, mulberry with chocolate chunks? Mmm -- No! I want blueberry muffin... -- Ack! Brain... dying... can't... -- ... -- ... -- ... -- Raspberry & truffles? -- yum, I want... -- OMG...
Every flavor I've had is heavenly, sending me into a Stratosphere of Happy for the next 60+ minutes.
The only downside is their absurd pay-by-the-ounce scheme, which is really a bid for more money. When faced with so much Deliciousness, are you really going to say, "I only want $2 worth?" No, probably not. And, really, $2 worth of this insanely lip-smacking gelato isn't enough. Hell, $20 worth wouldn't be enough.
So, Mercurio's: change the pricing, and I'm yours.
Forever.
I've already picked out your ring and the China pattern.
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