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By The Rue
Now, here's a little story I'd like to tell,
About an awesome slice of pie that I like so well,
It started long ago back in history,
With 2 co-workers and me, The Rue D.
I had a little hunger pang for titties and beer,
I don't do strip clubs so let's go here,
I didn't ride in a van, down with the man,
Lunch a Jimmy and Joe's is the plan.
One big nerd who is hungry,
I'd go by myself without nobody,
Stopped at the store to get food for my cat,
Then it's time to grab a slice I don't care if I'm fat.
Looking for Dobson, a friend asked why,
I said "what's wrong with you man, are you high?"
I told the guy who was driving I was dying of thirst,
When we get to Jimmy and Joe's I'm ordering first,
Lunch special #1 I didn't leave a tip,
The cashier winked and handed me my debit card slip.
I said "do you like bums?"
She said "sure do hun".
Asked her out for coke and rum,
She said that sounds fun,
Asked me if I knew a guy named Fred,
I blinked, she winked and this is what she said,
"Now my name is (insert name here) and this is my will,
I think you should pick me up at 7 so we can go chill,
We can go to the zoo and look at the deer,
If we run into Fred you better stear clear."
Walked away from the counter with my reciept and her pen,
I'll tell you when my review is done, no need to say when.
This song is much longer than I thought it to be,
If you want to know what I ate, read my last review please.
MMMMMMMMMMM DROPPPPP!!!
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