The Good:
Great bed.
Good bathroom.
Conveniently located near bars, restaurants, and our nearby office.
Great staff. In addition to generally being on point and quite nice, they actually came outside when we drunkenly jumped in the pool after midnight (past closing time) to let us know that as long as we didn't cause any trouble, they didn't care what we did.
The Bad:
There is a bit of bass that might bother light sleepers. Just drink heavily before going to sleep every night, and you'll be just fine.
The Ugly:
The lighting is awful in the rooms. I imagine that if I could hoodwink some gullible young lass back to my room (perhaps my wife), she would see every single one of my many, many physical flaws under that cold, soulless, light, and run screaming from the hotel.