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  • Made eye contact with a family of women at a table caddy corner to mine. I sat alone eating my food and drinking champagne - champagne cuz I was celebrating a recent promotion - and one of the women smiled at me and she had really nice teeth but they were alarmingly white because everyone is into having these ridiculously unnatural white teeth these days because we're all so completely brainwashed now. Anyway I saw this woman's alarmingly white teeth and I was so taken aback that I instinctively turned my face down away from her toward my plate and pretended as if I hadn't actually seen her horrifically beaming smile. Later I looked back toward her and I caught her glancing at me and I didn't want to provoke her into smiling again so I did my best to look solemn and avoid her eyes once more. I made it through the meal without having to see her teeth anymore. I was totally satisfied with everything I ate.
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