All I wanted was a semi decent sandwich; turkey sausage & egg whites - straight from the menu, simple right?
My husband orders a sandwich too so that's 2 sandwiches, TWO sandwiches. You still with me, cause this is very complicated. Two sandwiches.. That's two total sandwiches this morning.
ME- *Takes bag and notices only one* "Where's the other sandwich?"
DD-There are only two on the ticket
ME- "Yes, but only one in the bag"
DD-Huuuuh?
ME- "Can I have the other one please?"
DD- *confused look* d'oh! let me make you one
ME- siiiigh.. great, thanks!
also ME- "I should probably double check this bag"
ME, again- *What the fuuuuuuckk* "This is the same sandwich you already gave me, I need the egg white one, PLEASE"
DD- Huh sorry here you go
*Receives regular egg and PORK sausage cholesterol bomb*
I mean.. this shit ain't difficult, honey.
Additionally:
- Coffee is weak af
- Jelly filled donut holes without jelly (w-t-f)
- Chewed up (ew?) baby sized pumpkin donut hole
Fuck me.