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| - Ok, so some of your might be asking, "Joey, you just did a borders review like 30 minutes ago, why is this borders 4 stars?"
I'll tell you why. Thanks to my uncanny ability to live life on the cheap (ladies keep that in mind and don't blame me when we go to Little Caesars for the 3rd date) I took it upon myself to go to another Borders!
Personally, it was more busy than the other one I went to earlier, but I got a few good books their as well. The only interesting thing that happened here was that I ended up talking to a fairly cute female cashier for a few moments.
She was quite taken when she saw that I was about to purchase "Avoid Boring People" and asked me about it.
I then told her I couldn't afford having boring people holding me down while sucking the charisma out of me.
She then laughed and I asked her if she was boring, she giggled and said no. In which I told her, "Perfect! then I can't wait for when we meet, it will be interesting! What's your number?"
She was like, "awww yeah gonna get balls deep in a hipster". And I was like, "aww yeah I wonder how long I can keep this hipster gimmick going". So she gave me her number and then asked me to leave so it wouldn't be awkward.
To which I said, "Roffle" and did the hater's gonna hate walk out of the store.
It's such a great story, so great that pretty much from the very beginning all the way up to me asking for her number was the only true part of this story.
Regardless, this way better than the other borders I went to.
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