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  • Arguably the best third in a series since Army of Darkness. Crazy Horse III is where indeed, you will forget the names, but remember the romance. Remember those Meineke commercials? "You're not gonna pay a lot, but you're gonna get a lot?" Crazy Horse is exactly like that except for the not paying a lot part. In fact, you're 100% gonna lose a lot of money here. There's absolutely no doubt about it, but let's be fair that's also true of the Venetian and Palazzo. Here you're going to be in a much better mood at the end of the night. Another appropriate automobile reference here is this: your mileage may vary. But as a front-line reporter, I can only report what happened and what happened to me was one of the wildest strip club nights of my life. I think I spent $650 on tips and 2 fairly lengthy dances alone, but if memory serves (and it really doesn't.) I easily could have spent 1,000+ in a matter of hours. That dancer-to-patron ratio was so heavenly that a large ghostly image of Hugh Hefner actually appeared in the sky over the club (like Mufasa in the Lion King) and winked with approval. Dancers were dancing on other dancers just to keep the party going. And keep it going they did. Artistic dancers. Thick dancers. Skinny dancers. Medium build dancers. Black, white, latino, martian probably...I felt like I was living through a rough draft of a Flo Rida song. Everyone putting in werk with a real attitude of devil-may-care. And they are great for mixed crowds. I took my girlfriend at the time who was studying psychology and they actually hooked us up with a dancer who was doing the same thing...and literally had a 20 minute discussion with my girlfriend in the club, while both were in skintight dresses and heels about citing sources for their thesis papers. I'm not kidding. It was an in-depth and detailed discussion, fam. Needless to say, I contributed to the college fund that night. You add vodka and Redbull to that. And you add the fact that this girl then went without any transition from her pending Masters degree to hitting me so hard in the face with her...well, look, I've already said too much. What I'm really trying to say is that Crazy Horse has enough going on inside that you can forgive the ridiculous drink minimums.
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