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  • I have a soft spot for "quirky", and this place fills my need for quirk. I've been twice, and both parties commented how much fun it was to play mini golf in this neon-themed jungle wonderland. Seriously, it's like "Animal Tron", minus the light cycles. There are some weird animal designs on those walls. Pretty surreal, actually. The staff has always been nice to me there, always inquiring how the game went, and were easy to talk to. Prices run less than $10, so it's a cheap trip, and the place is larger than it looks. 18 holes of various loops, spinning starfish, alligators, traps, and that hill hole.... The bane of my existence. It's bad enough to likely max out your swing limit on this hole. It's even worse to do this next to a goofy whale with its tongue sticking out, and dolphins wearing snorkels to complete the moment of shame. Hill hole, I curse your very soul. My friends and I went in for some serious competition. Another friend won a free game. They do student discounts, so bring your ID. There are also vending machine snacks. Sure, there's murals of monkeys that make no sense, and creepy gorillas that give you the "stink eye" look. There are banking shots that will wear at your overall score and sanity because it puts your ball back at the place where you originally started, and a neon orange kingly lion that you can sit next to. You'll wonder why the women's bathroom is in the middle of the ocean (you'll get the reference when you see it), and marvel at the octopus. It's pretty ridiculous when you sit down and think about it, but by God, it works for me. Frickin' hill hole....
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