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  • Summary for lazy people: This place sucks. Today I visited this "ice shavery." First off, what even is an "ice shavery?" I thought they would have snow cones, since the name of the store is Snoh. I walked in the door, excited to eat some shaved ice. I was please at their selection of television, Bobs Burgers. I have to admit it looked pretty cute on the inside, however beware..Bibere venenum in auro!!(Drink poison from a cup of gold). It was my turn to order and I asked the lady working what exactly they were even selling... was it frozen yogurt? ice cream? WRONG. IT WAS ABSOLUTE SHIT. RIGHT FROM THE VERY OF SATANS ANUS. The lady tried to play it off saying it was "milk-ish!" and has a "REALLY good after taste!!" WRONG AGAIN. You know how rape victims explain how they feel after they have been.. abused.. well it's safe to say that after eating at Snoh, I felt rapped. empty. used. tricked. cheated. lied to. it felt wrong even calling this food, nay, it felt worse calling it desert. I believe this place is from China, or Japan .... .. ..... ... ... .... . .... . .. ... .. . annnyywwaayyyy In this part of the review I will describe the words that come to mind when I think of Snoh: garbage, nasty, rancid, inedible, foul, rank, disagreeable, distasteful, horrible, unpleasant, unsavory, complete waste of my time. If I could give this place a rate on a scale from one to ten, ten being the best, it would revive an infinitely low 1. It has been 6 hours since I was personally victimized by eating at this shavery. I want to send a message to all other survivors of Snoh out there. We will get through this.. together. We will endure the hardships of the awful Snoh. I would like to propose that annually on March 2nd, (today, the day I was duped) everyone worldwide wear the color baby blue, in sympathy, appreciation, and in honor of all those who, like myself, chose to eat at Snoh and were incredibly unsatisfied. To whom I may have offended with this review: I don't care. These are my feelings. 'Murica. The End.
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